I keep telling my… man-friend… that when he’s been out drinking and sends me a text (usually to let me know he won’t be online for our regular chat-before-going-to bed talk), it’s nearly impossible to understand. He’s been refusing to believe me, so I brought proof!
Look at that last message! I swear it’s always like that. It can’t even be auto-correct that does it, he must simply be smashing the keypad with his forehead or something (and then auto-correct makes the most sense of it that it can)!